Non-Microlimp Media Player

I found the BEST media player. For years I’ve been tied to Microsoft’s Media Player, which, let’s face it, sucks. In order to view certain kinds of porn encoded you have to download patches and tons of other crap. Then the player still sucks in its layout. It is way overbuilt for what I want.

I just want a simple video player that plays all the different kinds of media files there are. Voila, I came across the perfect player.

VLC Media Player

It does everything I need. It plays my porn with easy to control functions and doesn’t take over my whole operating system. I highly recommend it for other porn aficionados.

In absence of some good moving pictures of men, here are some hot still photos.

Nice smirk on this dude. Sprawled out saying “Come and play.”

Sharing in some cock time together.

Can you imagine the load of cum from those balls?

Change of Plans

So I’d been using this website as sort of a personal diary. I guess I was just being naive (how do you make an umlaut here anyhow?).

While away in Thailand, my partner “stumbled” (more than that but I won’t go into details) on my blog.

Ummmmm…..I guess I was being a little bit personal here, which was fun, but now I’m rethinking things a bit.

Anyhow, just some nice cocks for entertainment purposes while I reevaluate things.

The Results Are In – Monkey Penis it Is

The readers have spoken, perhaps at my urging. I’m now sporting the monkey penis amulet I got in Bangkok (50% for monkey, 25% each for man penis). I’m sure I’ll be banging some cock with it on.

I went to a bead store and got some cording and now I have nice new necklace to wear. I’m not sure how much I will wear it out, to work and such. I don’t know how I’d explain it if it flopped out. “Just a little something I picked up in Thailand.”

At least it will be fun to wear casually. I can be even more open and wear it on the outside of my shirt to the store and wherever else I choose I guess. I’ll see how it goes. You’d never guess it, but usually I’m pretty shy on the outside.

Ya think these dudes are shy?

I bet not…..

Artful Albolene

Just a photo of the BEST lube on the planet. My jar is about half gone. Oops, a hair is in it. I wonder where that came from?

Now for probably the REAL reason you visited.

Masturbatory fuel.

Cocky Differences

One of the things I like about life is variety. In food I like variety. Who would want to eat cabbage for every meal?

The same goes for cocks. My partner and I have a good understanding that variety is the spice of life. That is why we have an open relationship. He’s wonderful in many ways, but penises are just too fun and the variety is so wide out there that it is fun to experience the variation.

Check out just a little bit of the variety that can be seen.

Nice uncut cock with skin that is easily pulled back. Great vein running on side and down top.

Slight curved cock upward. Looks uncut and a nice redness about it. Veins encircle it and there is a freckle.

Stubbier cock but very masturbator friendly.

Untrimmed pubes and a dip to it. Nice ridge to the head.

Another uncut cock. Balls are tight and fairly smooth.

Another hooded cock head. No need for lube to masturbate this one.

Amazing just in these the differences – each one spectacular in its own way.

Penis Acting by Bilding

I totally stole this from another blog, but this porn actor Jeremy Bilding did this video. I think it’s pretty hilarious especially the horror version. Plus he’s got a pretty nice piece of meat.

You Know it’s a Good Masturbation Session When…

You know it’s a good masturbation session when you get a good amount of precum mixed in with the lube, in my case Albolene, that you get a frothy amount of the stuff going and it forms into a nice wad of greasy pre that keeps sliding around on your dick as you jack it.

See what I mean?

Superb Males

Here are a few examples of some real male hotness.

Once again, if you haven’t voted in my poll below do so. Results coming up.

You gotta love a plump cock hanging between a guys legs.

I really like these guys fur. Nothing like some hot kissing and making out with erections and jacking included.

I’m not sure if this is a real or doctored photo, but it sure does look nice! Veiny man meat.

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Thai Penis Amulets

I was wandering in Bangkok near the Grand Palace and came across an amulet market. I had read about this market in Lonely Planet, and some Thai people are very superstitious. They believe that an amulet will protect them from harm, with luck, or a variety of ailments. In this market I saw many many sellers of amulets, some very expensive. I saw one man with dozens around his neck.

I also saw a seller with these small brass penis amulets. They are about half an inch tall and have a place to run a leather cord to make a necklace. So, readers, help me out and choose which one I should wear. I’m sort of partial to the monkey penis one. Look closely and you can see he has a small cock and ball sack.

I’ll leave it to you though. Please, just one vote each!

Results will be released in a few days.

Customized B8R

Over on Bateworld there has been a thread about some sort of customized symbol that masturbators can wear. We would recognize each other with the symbol, sort of like the hanky code. While I was in Thailand I saw a woman selling custom-made bracelets. On her board she had some crazy ones – “Big Pussy”, “No Fuck”, along with many more including team names, “Machester”, etc.

I had her make me one for a mere $2 with “B8R” on it. So far I have worn it and no one has approached me for a masturbation session. Where are you masturbators? I guess we bators are few and far between.

Big Stiffy on Bateworld has come up with some nice looking designs with “B8R”. It can be used on t-shirts, coffee cups, umbrellas, who knows!

One thing that has been suggested is a tattoo with this symbol. I have a couple tattoos, and really would love more. This might be a perfect addition. I’m sort of partial to number 6 below. I’m thinking of getting it down just above my pubes to the right as demo-ed below. I’m just not 100% sure yet.

How would I explain this to my partner? “Yeah, they are my initials.”

Plus, when at a nude beach with friends, explaining? I guess it would make me come out of the “B8R” closet.